Need some advice? Good, you’re in the right place. Ask your question, no matter how repugnant, utterly shameless, and generally stupid it is – I want to help. If I’ve had enough fiber in the morning I’ll do my best to be all sagely, but it’s a risk on your end. I am 100% not qualified, for like anything.
Speaking of risks in your end, do you keep getting things stuck in your butt? You should use things with a flange at the base so you can pull it out. The reason being that you have a sphincter that squeezes tight to keep things from getting out, like a slobbery dog that won’t let go of a chew toy. Use something that specifically is meant to go spelunking in your Hersey cavern. Just ask any emergency room staff about the ass box full of random items with no flanged base. Don’t be that person that has to go to the ER (and mortgage their home on the medical bills) just so some poor nurse can pull Buzz Lightyear out of your soft serve dispenser. Do not put a friend in you…that you can’t pull out again. I’m not a medical professional, ask your doctor before sticking things in your butt.
Having trouble fitting copper pipes while doing some DIY plumbing? Well, you should heat them first and then fit them together, makes a tighter coupling and seal. There are lots of videos floating around about laying pipe.
Not sure what to major in college? Engineering. Full stop, everyone else is wrong if they say otherwise. Specifically electrical engineering or software engineering will provide you with a good life. We are getting more digital by the second and there aren’t enough good engineers to hire to meet the demand. It is easier to pursue your passion when you can afford food, retirement, a family, and two-ply toilet paper. That isn’t to say you can’t be on House Hunters and look for a 3 million dollar crib as a artisan crouton maker, but be prepared to hustle and work your ass off to make that happen. If you don’t believe me, you’re probably better off selling pictures of things stuck in your butt.
By all means, drop me a question and if it is a good one I’ll post the question and answer on my blog.
Probably Bad Advice 